Comedy & Tragedy?

What do you see in this photo?

B: Can I not be free of paparazzi and bed-hogs?
L: Oooh, look a moth!

B: I can smell your soul.
L: Is that a burrito I smell?

or...

B: ______________
L: ______________

They call me Don Poocho, aka The Donald

I am not only the President, but also a client.

Go ahead and feel, it is 100% my own hair.

Be on the lookout!

I want my baby-back, baby-back, baby-back, baby-back

Wake me when it's over

Brothers in Nom

Swallowed alive by a Venus Couchtrap

The Venus Couchtrap
(Ornamentum Couchus Deceptus):
is a canivourus home furnishing that swallows its prey alive. It subsides on a diet of humans, lol-cats and couch potatoes.