Showing posts with label Ornamentum Couchus Deceptus. Show all posts
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Monday, January 10, 2011

Swallowed alive by a Venus Couchtrap

The Venus Couchtrap
(Ornamentum Couchus Deceptus):
is a canivourus home furnishing that swallows its prey alive. It subsides on a diet of humans, lol-cats and couch potatoes.