Comedy & Tragedy?

What do you see in this photo?

B: Can I not be free of paparazzi and bed-hogs?
L: Oooh, look a moth!

B: I can smell your soul.
L: Is that a burrito I smell?

or...

B: ______________
L: ______________

"Cat" is not from the Latin for cupholder

Attica Attica Attica!!!

Crazy whiskers, its not just for old people

What do you mean...

...by, "do I want some good clean fun in a loop-de-loop ride?"

Batter kitty works on his "stink-eye"

Throw that pitch high and tight one more time, I dares you!

Back off

Or feel the wrath of my angry Basement Cat!!!

What do you mean it doesn't look natural

This is the best octotoupee money can buy!

On the count of three...DRAW!!!

The OK Coral, the early years...

These don't smell like cups of butter

I'm a Woodland Sprite...

...here to eyeball f-you for putting nature on my virginal indoor-cat head.

Sometimes you feel like Life just keeps dumping on you

Then you realize, hey life is warm n' fluffy... zzzzzzz...

No Orville Redenbacher jokes please