Showing posts with label Basie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Basie. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Comedy & Tragedy?

What do you see in this photo?

B: Can I not be free of paparazzi and bed-hogs?
L: Oooh, look a moth!

B: I can smell your soul.
L: Is that a burrito I smell?

or...

B: ______________
L: ______________

Monday, November 15, 2010

The nap conundrum

When life presents you with only 33% of the available space for your snoozes, you face the nap conundrum. Do you:

A. Go someplace else?
B. Attack the 66%'er our of jealously?
C. Offer up grooming or catnip in an act of detante?
D. Pretend you can squeeze into that 33% like a pair of skinny jeans after the holiday season?












Answer key:
A. Clearly you have no idea how cat's think.
B. Wise choice, but in this case, survey says X!
C. Cat's do not understand diplomacy.
D it is!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

I have a dream


L: I had a bad dream
B: Don't look, cover your eyes!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Drat! It appears the sunny spot is behind yonder force-field


L: I saw you outside last week, how were you able to teleport beyond the force-field?
B: I had some Nip. Then I projected my spirit-animal-self outside, temporarily leaving my furry mortal shell trapped in this walled prison of food and pettings.
B: I made eye contact with myself from both realms and it blew my mind.
L: Oy...why do I even bother to ask?