Monday, January 10, 2011

Swallowed alive by a Venus Couchtrap

The Venus Couchtrap
(Ornamentum Couchus Deceptus):
is a canivourus home furnishing that swallows its prey alive. It subsides on a diet of humans, lol-cats and couch potatoes.
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  1. nusigoldfishJanuary 10, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Where's that like button?

    Still, said cat-eating home furnishing is no match for a Burrito Stalker! Well, as long as it doesn't mate with the coffee table.

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  2. AaronJanuary 11, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    Or if one them is armed with a fork

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  3. nusigoldfishJanuary 11, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    Yes, that would be pointedly painful (or so I hear).

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  4. nusigoldfishJanuary 20, 2011 at 9:11 AM

    Has the couch vomited yet? I miss Leroy.

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