Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Monday, August 15, 2011

Monday, August 8, 2011

Steak dinner

For our last meal, we should all get hand-fed a steak dinner with ice cream and cookies for desert.

Leroy says, every meal should be his last meal...starting now.

Monday, April 4, 2011

That's right, turn your head in shame

I don't see "dog" anywhere on this bed of MINE. Possession is 9/10ths of the law.

Monday, March 21, 2011

I hate tax season

Why must I be buried alive under this infernal paperwork!!!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Comedy & Tragedy?

What do you see in this photo?

B: Can I not be free of paparazzi and bed-hogs?
L: Oooh, look a moth!

B: I can smell your soul.
L: Is that a burrito I smell?

or...

B: ______________
L: ______________

Friday, February 18, 2011

They call me Don Poocho, aka The Donald

I am not only the President, but also a client.

Go ahead and feel, it is 100% my own hair.