Why no, this tower is not made of Ivory

It is just a pedestal with LeRoi perched on top

This is not the couch arrangment I agreed upon

What do you mean it doesn't look natural

This is the best octotoupee money can buy!

Hey, hows you doin

In case of emergency break glass

Only to be used when dangerously low on cuddles and cutness

That's not how you attack the 2-3 zone!

My impression of you after your weekend of drinking