Oh crap...they landed!!!

Murphy's law #51:

Of course the aliens will arrive the day you don't wear your periscopic brain cannon & mind control shield because it was giving you hat-hair.

The Eye of the Dark Tower of Barad-dûr

It covets The Precious

(aka my golden burrito)

TGIF...now how about cleaning up that yard

Who are you calling a tomato can?

These don't smell like cups of butter

Burrito oh Burrito, where for art thou?

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I'm in your junk drawer

...touching your junk

Got 2 C My BFF Leroy's Blog

Party like a blog-star

In Mother Country this only way to prevent Rickets

I'm a Woodland Sprite...

...here to eyeball f-you for putting nature on my virginal indoor-cat head.

Sometimes you feel like Life just keeps dumping on you

Then you realize, hey life is warm n' fluffy... zzzzzzz...

There is more to this CIA thing

I think Leroy is an informant.

Same expression, no?

When the Aliens come...

...you'll wish the CIA fit you with a periscopic brain cannon and mind control shield too.

Enjoy your Monday, I think I'll stay here

I'm in your CSA box, stealing your corn

To stalk the burrito one must become a burrito

No Orville Redenbacher jokes please