We are here for the 2-for-1 burrito special

I'll take one now, and you can put the other in a doggie-bag for my friend

I got you a gift, it is here in this box

Sorry, no gift receipt included

Merry Frick'n Ho-Ho

Guess who thinks you should be on the naughty list for buying antlers?

Damn those annoying pop-ups!!!

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A paper crown for the puppet king

Drat! It appears the sunny spot is behind yonder force-field

L: I saw you outside last week, how were you able to teleport beyond the force-field?

B: I had some Nip. Then I projected my spirit-animal-self outside, temporarily leaving my furry mortal shell trapped in this walled prison of food and pettings.

B: I made eye contact with myself from both realms and it blew my mind.

L: Oy...why do I even bother to ask?

As I always say, "cuddle the hand that feeds you..."

...but be sure to keep one eye on the hand's bowl in case it lets down it's guard

MC Escher cats blow your mind with illusion

If I'm in here...how can I be out there at the same time?